Dr. Golem: ('62) Professor Emeritus in Mega-Nuclear Biology. Sits on the Doctorate Review Board. Chairs the Committee of Disaster Remediation and Denial. Teaches cadaver composition at the Dr. Moreau Junior Academy.
Lilith Vampira, Alfonso's chief rival in school. Self-professed smartest student in the eighth grade at Dr. Moreau Junior Academy. Keeps pet black widow spiders in her hair and wears a gold-tipped razor on her finger. If she had a motto, it would read: Don't You Mess With Me!